pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers
when you’re here you’re family
but i thought tumblr was supposed to take me to an actual Italian restaurant
shh child none of us have money just sit down and eat your breadsticks
Greatest plot twist to Monster’s Inc.
oh my god you know what i just realized? all of the doors in monster’s inc. are “bigger on the inside”. so if any of the monsters went through this door they wouldn’t think anything of it. and the doctor would be standing there, smiling, waiting for them to say it, but of course it would make no difference to them.
The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out
my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”
Να το κάνω στον Κουρέα?
im laughi gng so had r
The real reason these were invented.
*sees attractive boy*
*does the breathing in bit from radioactive by imagine dragons*