djkiraii:

oswin-oh:

unicorn-vomit:

b-lk:

pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers 

when you’re here you’re family

but i thought tumblr was supposed to take me to an actual Italian restaurant

shh child none of us have money just sit down and eat your breadsticks

voxamberlynn:

fatbeyonce:

the real answer for why Kate Winslet was laughing so hard

Haha.

hopefully-happy:

but-the-universe-doesnt-agree:

nutmuffin00:

Greatest plot twist to Monster’s Inc.

oh my god you know what i just realized? all of the doors in monster’s inc. are “bigger on the inside”. so if any of the monsters went through this door they wouldn’t think anything of it. and the doctor would be standing there, smiling, waiting for them to say it, but of course it would make no difference to them.

aaaaaaaaagggg:

leonmcgann:

i dont understand why do so many people make this mistake??

awesomephilia:

The officer thought he had an arrest but it didn’t pan out

legolast:

jawn-on-fire-in-the-shire:

legolast:

thepsychodiva:

legolast:

my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”

Να το κάνω στον Κουρέα?

what

no idea

im laughi gng so had r 

ohdayoffireandsun:

The real reason these were invented.

deucalion:

*sees attractive boy*

*does the breathing in bit from radioactive by imagine dragons*